*sips from mug*
"This coffee tastes weird."
*takes another sip*
* casually sips drink*
"That's probably because it's not coffee."
*violently spits out sip*
"Then what is it?!"
*looks into cup like it holds poison*
*waves hand nonchalantly in the air*
"Oh, a little bit of this and a little bit of that, and maybe some cinnamon."
*narrows eyes*
"Are you trying to poison me? Again?"
*leans in close*
*leans back and adopts a look of hurt shock*
"Me, poison you? Why in the stars would I do that? I'm offended that you would think that of me! "
*silent pause*
"What do you mean 'again'?"
*stares in silence*
"You tried to do it last month."
"Oh.”
*looks down at hands, wrapped around cup*
“ That."
"Yes. That."
"Um……."
*silence*
*leans back in chair and crosses arms*
"Well?"
*looks up with sheepish look*
"I'm sorry?"
*deadpan look*
"You say that like it's a question.
"It was an accident! It was meant for that stupid bard."
*purses lips*
"Mhmm."
*sits upright again and takes another sip*
"So what is it, if it's not coffee?"
"Tea, mostly."
*casually sips drink*
*glances down at cup (half raised) and then back up*
"Mostly?"
*glances away*
"I may or may not have added a dash of nightshade to yours."
*sips from cup*
*chair clatters to the floor*
